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Elliott Wright is wearing the worst jacket we have ever seen
Boobs and hotties galore at TOWIE wrap party, woo! Georgia Kousoulou broke our hearts a little bit when she fell out with Grace Andrews; we felt something other than contempt for James Argrent for the...
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"If Danny Dyer was a fair, I swear to God I’d never get off the waltzer."
Things we learned from The Only Way is Essex: The finale! But what of this, the season finale (*sob*). Well...LargeThis has possibly been the most engrossing storyline of the series, and the most...
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Mark Wright's (sort of) back! OMG.
Towie in Ibiza: we DEMAND answers Question one. What is happening with Ricky Rayment's beard?We are big fans of Ricky's beard. Huge. Teetering on weirdly obsessed. And this is an intriguing new...
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“Is that a semi?”
The Only Way Is Essex: that was amazing but at the same time harrowing Lest we forget: last season there was the glorious return of Harry Derbridge and Lydia Bright; the beginning of a beautiful love...
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“All Tom and Lewis want to do is run around and shag as many birds as...
The Only Way Is Essex blog: We are still concerned about Chloe, and Lewis is a shitbag So, what of this, the second of a two-part Ibiza special? Well...Mario still wants to be friends with Elliott and...
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“I think there are a few things we need to get off our chest.”
Did Ricky do the dirty on Jess? Towie: Series 13 episode 6 So, what's new? Well...Diags has pictures of naked girls on his phone!And Fran thinks Diags took the pictures himself. We do not care for...
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"I don’t like animals so I’m not going to have what comes out of one’s arse...
Oh, my God - it's the big Towie showdowns! Series 13, episode 8 So, where are we at now? Well...The great Jess-Ricky break upYeah, we’re still team Ricky with this. Jess claims Ricky started a...
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"She’s so tough she could use a brick as a tampon."
We did NOT see this mega-fight coming! Towie blog, Series 13 episode 9 But what of last night's explosive installment? Well...Ricky and Jess, the fallout from the falloutJess decides to meet up with...
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"I want to raise awareness they just want to raise the roof."
It's the literal, balls out, finale: Towie Series 13, episode 11 So what of this, the finale *sob*? Well...Strip! Strip! Strip!Oh goodness, the boys are going to strip for Bobby’s charity night and...
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Because it looks to us like you do
Err... Anything you want to tell us, Jess Wright? Still, it must sting for Jess for her ex to have pashed on so publicly. So, we like to think of this as Jess's riposte: she's posted to Instagram a...
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